Ok Ok , I’m not here to spread any false news or to spread any rumors , Lets get that clear ! You got that ? I have not witnessed any wrong doings (or right doings) on either party here ! lets get that clear ! you got that ? All I am here to point out is my “Observation” an innocent…….. “Observation” . I am a fan of “BOTH” Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood . But coooooome ooooon , THEY HAVE GOT TO BE “DOING IT!!!” I know they are both married , I know that means something special (or something) , But every fucking time I hear or see something about the CMA awards , they are right next next to each other with their hands all over each other tongues down each others throat ! ….ok ok, wait , Im puttin more on it
. But really though , They are always together ! Always !

Exhibit A :

Exhibit B : dressing down to hide feeling

Exhibit C : sing to each other but no obvious eye contact
I mean Just Look at em ! Its like you can see what their thinking, ” Oh yeah were humpin , you Bitches cant read our minds , its just a work relationship” . I bet they didn’t think a guy like me would come a long , A mind reader ….through pictures , I’m a pictorial Interpreter and I’m interpreting some Porkin ! Not no Pork’n Beans either ! but some good ol fashion corn field frolicking ! Corn Porn if you will
Maybe their holding to the ol “we have something in common” bit …and both laugh hysterically in an evil way and state, “Were both Married !” You Evil Bastards !!!!!! their are children watching those CMA’s…………wait a minute , wait a minute , Im sorry …my jealousy is seeping out (sighs) .. is that what is happening here? My simple Life , gazing at two successful people via the internet, like a hopeless internet troll, who thinks he is so much cooler on-line? (you be the judge) And just trying to stir up a big ol pot o crap for two people whom I am a fan of ? why ! why would i do that ! Im nooooot pretty any mooooore!!!!!!! XXXXXXXXXX see these X’s , those are my tears , all dried up ! …….. editor , more evidence please !!!!!

Exhibit D : The Hugs, not Drugs bit

Exhibit E : The hands to our selves pose

Exhibit F , the Cow
Now …. I know what your thinking , what , if any , evidence do I have here ? well alll righty then , lets tell a little story using Exhibits D,E,and F *Exhibit D – OH im so happy for you and my feelings have just exploded we Must engage in contact ! Hug me baby , hug me ! give me a pat too *Exhibit E : Oh what the fuck did we just do ! lets just stand here and look fucking guilty !!!! and hide our hickness for a sec . * Exhibit F : Hee Haww we look hot , lets just do this , sit right here on the couch with me little lady and this time no secrets ! lets pose and touch ! Ladies and gentlemen I know present to you Mr. and Mrs. CMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! By for now fellow …what ever we are ! KeitherB
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Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood

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