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OK OK , Apps are great , they are what make or break an operating format on a cell phone . I have an Iphone , I love it , and I love the app store . I have no complaints about my iphone what so ever , except for one which i will mention at the end of this Blog . But one App in particular is an APP called “OPINIONAIDED” , I have been posting on it every now and then , staying low key , throwing out some random ass stuff .
It’s an app based on asking for the public’s opinions on random issues .
And i have found out that if you post a pic of your self in a white thong , and ask , is white my color ? they will not approve or let it be published ! sorry ladies, I tanned my ass for nothin ! I mean , I really wanted the public’s opinion on this issue . (serious shit here) .  I posted a pic of myself with a voluptuous bald head , and asked ? “Do I rock the Bald Look?” it was mixed , although we all know , I of course,  rock this bald head like nobodies fucking business ! , the app was since updated  and is now called “thumbs” . simply post a queation or ask for oppinion , and in a matter of moments , you have votes , comments , and feedback .  thats all I have about his app , other tan I think that they are very cencored ! 30% of my posted have not been approved to be viewed by the public .

Anyhoo , not going to put too much time and effort into this blog, but , i will still post what i wrote so far ! . Love ya , KeitherB !

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Its 3:45 in the morning on ….wells its Wednesday now, and I just wrapped up a nice session of Modern Warfare 3 on XB360 . The Number One selling game in history ! What is it with this game ? why does it dominate over other Military games ? who knows , all i know is that it is quite an addiction . Indeed a fun game . I believe I started playing around 10pm , but not before stopping by 7/11 to grab a one liter of Coke to fuel the soldier in me so I can shoot em up bang bang , all night long !
I also bought one of those head sets that have game play audio as well as the voice chat audio , nothing fancy , quit cheap actually , they were like 39 buck made by madkats . They work really well , I’m happy with the defined sound , but i wished that they fit around my ears better . Im sure that my household appreciates them though in my odd hour battle in my living room .
At any rate , it keeps me from looking into my neighbors windows at night ! All though I think one neighbor is into voyeurism , I keep getting a thumbs up ! …. either that or Aurthur Fonzerelli lives by me lol “Aaaaaayyyyyy” anyhoo time for some shut eye gotta get up by 2 lol if anyone wants to hit me up on XBOX live , my gamer tag is none other than KeitherB also go to my facebook page and hit “LIKE” I post some almost funny shit on there .
good night / good morning / good riddens      , KeitherB

if your a man , gossip still makes you look like this !

Are some people so fucking empty inside that they need to spread untrue , unflattering , “LIES” about people that they dont even know ?…. to make them selves and their problems seem minuet ? To not know a person , but hear something about them that may be gossip worthy …and pass it on like its fucking Nothing !
man I sure would like to put a 2×4 to someones face just thinking about it . People are so oblivious to what they are spouting out of their own mouth about someone else, that is harmful to the gossipee’s reputation . You , Dirt Bag ! …what you are spreading just may come back and bite you in the ass ! how about you get a fucking life , or , find a sense of “worth” ….and just so you know , FaceBook is cool when you post every now and then , not every fucking 5 minutes ! …… gossiper beware : KeitherB is hunting you ! toodles ….asshole !

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To gain more votes from younger citizens Russian President Dmitri Medvedev has hired several young women to become his personal cheerleading squad. Yes, a cheerleading squad. I’m not sure how that’s supposed to get you more votes but hey, Medvedev will do what it takes to win. A presidential cheering squad, that’s something the Russians have over us. Your move, America.

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Pregnant Woman , 19 , Pepper Sprayed

Well apparently a 19 year old pregnant woman in Seattle was among a hand full of  protesters whom were pepper sprayed. According to the AP article I read on Yahoo , an intersection was being blocked , im assuming on purpose, and police gave numerous Verbal Orders to keep moving and to unblock the intersection . With protesters doing what they do best , Disobeying law Enforcement to get heard , Pepper Spray was deployed .

  • Now , I’m no protest expert or anything but I may have a little common sense  , If im a pregnant women regardless of how old I am ,  If cops are warning me that im going to get Pepper Sprayed if I refuse to vacate or keep moving , I think I would , FOR THE BABY ! Come on now , I’m gunna try not to bash this girl too much because my Aunt Marge got onto me for bashing the “Bieber Baby Mamma Wunna-be” (LOL).  I don’t know if any test were ever conducted on pregnant chicks being doused in chemical agents or anything , but im going to lean on the side of caution and assume that some sort of stress on the pregnancy will occur !
  • Now , I’m not going to fault her for exercising her right to protest , But I will criticize her for doing it while pregnant !
  • When your belly is Occupied , Stay away from Occupy !

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84 yr old Woman Peppered !

An 84-year-old woman in Seattle has quickly become a face of the national Occupy Wall Street movement after she was hit with pepper spray during a march.

A Tuesday night photo of Dorli Rainey with the chemical irritant and liquid used to treat it dripping from her chin went viral soon afterward, becoming one of the most striking images from the protests that have taken place in cities across the globe.  <—- copied and pasted from the www.Washingtonpost.com

First and foremost,  I gotta give it to this lady , 84 yrs old and in it to win it !   Hittin the streets for what she believes in and being a part of something most gals her age wouldn’t .  Most old people are content with just that , being old

  • Now , I don’t have anything Stupid , Funny , or even Crazy to say about Ol’ Dorli Rainey , I like her ….Even though I think some Occupy’ers need to get a fucking life
  • Like the ass holes who are spray painting building , breaking windows , just out to cause HAVOC . Why cant we see those guys with Pepper Face on !
  • I just wanted three dots to the left here .

(Pictures above are credited to seattlepi.com , Joshua Trujillo/Associated Press)

For keitherb.com , Im KeitherB

Well apparently , Justin Bieber “Does Not have a Baby Mama” …Mariah Yeater , whom came out with a story that she  and Justin “Did It” after a concert a while back , drops her paternity suite against him ! Come on now you ugly bitch , did you or didn’t you , bang the most famous kid around who can basically have any girl he wants ! ….any girl he wants or can possible have that is 12 – 21 , but he chose you ! you hag yea right ! ….go try and make a buck legally , like wel-fare !!!!! if you want it for free ….did i mention you were “UGLY” …yes i did , I was just checkin !!!! my source is none other than the god of gossip ! TMZ :) ….for KeitherB.com , I’m KeitherB ….muah !  who loves ya baby  ?

Money Chaser ! on the right ;)

Ok Ok , I’m not here to spread any false news or to spread any rumors , Lets get that clear ! You got that ? I have not witnessed any wrong doings (or right doings) on either party here ! lets get that clear ! you got that ? All I am here to point out is my “Observation” an innocent…….. “Observation” . I am a fan of “BOTH” Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood . But coooooome ooooon , THEY HAVE GOT TO BE “DOING IT!!!” I know they are both married , I know that means something special (or something) , But every fucking time I hear or see something about the CMA awards , they are right next next to each other with their hands all over each other tongues down each others throat ! ….ok ok, wait , Im puttin more on it :) . But really though , They are always together ! Always !

Exhibit A :

Exhibit B : dressing down to hide feeling

Exhibit C : sing to each other but no obvious eye contact

                                 I mean Just Look at em ! Its like you can see what their thinking, ” Oh yeah were humpin , you Bitches cant read our minds , its just a work relationship” . I bet they didn’t think a guy like me would come a long , A mind reader ….through pictures , I’m a pictorial Interpreter and I’m interpreting some Porkin ! Not no Pork’n Beans either ! but some good ol fashion corn field frolicking ! Corn Porn if you will ;) Maybe their holding to the ol “we have something in common” bit …and both laugh hysterically in an evil way and state, “Were both Married !” You Evil Bastards !!!!!! their are children watching those CMA’s…………wait a minute , wait a minute , Im sorry …my jealousy is seeping out (sighs) .. is that what is happening here? My simple Life , gazing at two successful people via the internet, like a hopeless internet troll, who thinks he is so much cooler on-line? (you be the judge) And just trying to stir up a big ol pot o crap for two people whom I am a fan of ? why ! why would i do that ! Im nooooot pretty any mooooore!!!!!!! XXXXXXXXXX see these X’s , those are my tears , all dried up ! …….. editor , more evidence please !!!!!

Exhibit D : The Hugs, not Drugs bit

Exhibit E : The hands to our selves pose

Exhibit F , the Cow

                           Now …. I know what your thinking , what , if any , evidence do I have here ? well alll righty then , lets tell a little story using Exhibits D,E,and F *Exhibit D – OH im so happy for you and my feelings have just exploded we Must engage in contact ! Hug me baby , hug me ! give me a pat too *Exhibit E : Oh what the fuck did we just do ! lets just stand here and look fucking guilty !!!! and hide our hickness for a sec . * Exhibit F : Hee Haww we look hot , lets just do this , sit right here on the couch with me little lady and this time no secrets ! lets pose and touch ! Ladies and gentlemen I know present to you Mr. and Mrs. CMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! By for now fellow …what ever we are ! KeitherB

ok now that you have read that , hers the disclaimer ! THIS ARTICLE IS INTENDED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY

ANY INTUITIONS , INSINUATIONS , PREMONITIONS , OPPINIONS , AND STUPIDITY WAS MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT READING ONLY(WINK WINK )

ANY AND ALL PHOTOGRAPHY WAS OBTAINED VIA PUBLIC INTERNET THAT ISNT OF MY HANDSOME FACE !

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED FOR THE NONE OTHER : KeitherB – www.keitherb.com

Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood

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Friends, that

Honey Moon is Over

Honey Moon is Over , NEXT !!!!

Hollywood at its finest !!!! Does anyone give a shit ? Nope ! Was it a marriage by design ? Again does anyone give a shit ? Nope ! But I do believe it was all put together in the name of “Ratings” hey did they both get paid , looks like it to me and I feel that they totally capitalized on the reality tv popularity . Maybe not Kim And Kris themselves , but the producers and network . Hey , I’m still not knocking it , it’s a job right ? Gotta make that money! It was actually a genius move , hey give me a show and line up a marriage with me and Lindsay Lohan lol hey I can pull off a scam just like the next person wanting some spot light . I think with all that money Kim made , her ginormous ass will be larger on the next show , I’m mean come on , all the stress of a marriage ending and the heart break could entice her to gobble down some calories !
, KeitherB

So I was asked today , “Do men think women are difficult ?” And as professional as I can get , my reply , “Hell Fucking Yes I think Women are difficult !” , but on the same note , I “will” also say that men can be just as difficult , but in our own way. I think two people can be perfect for each other , you know , Look cute together , finish each others sentences , just be the total package in coupleness , but still have difficulties. In my opinion , people are difficult by nature , I mean all of us men and women “DO” have our own brains , we “DO” have our own opinions , We all are not going to want to make identical decisions in life (I know , DUH). We each have a vision of how we are going to live and build a life , what she wants may be what he wants ….ahh but he may want it later on in life and she wants it like right now . Two people who love each other wanting the same thing , but not at the same time …whammo … we have a difficulty !!
But to make this long story short , Men and Women are fucking Difficult !(Women I would say 75% more)  and the main reason is : You women cant just face the facts that us men are right , most of the time !!!! :) …This is all Im going to rant on this subject because i don’t want to be the one who starts a full on battle of the sexes ! lol

 

KeitherB

oh , And go like my faceBook page its under “KeitherB” in the page search

 

Ok these stories are Starting to pop up on the net , Tattoo’d Barbies ! I think they are calling them Tokidoki Barbies . I guess they are being scrutinized by critics as inappropriate for children , but come now , are they ? I mean its not like an 8 year old kid is gunna go out and get tatted ! And on that note , who are they marketed towards ? maybe its a collector thing for weirdos .  And again on that note , I wont stop until I have each and every one of the collection !!!!

 

 

 

 

Just for the record , i do have a Naked Barbie over my bed … She is beautiful

KeitherB

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